Ella: Mommy what's a Bar? (From the backseat of our minivan after dropping Don to have a few drinks with old college buddies.)
Me: It's a place where people go to buy food and drinks.
Ella: Is it like a granola Bar?
Me: No, a Bar is more of a restaurant that grown-ups can go to and get grown-up drinks.
Ella: Is it like a Bar I can do pull-ups on, like a Monkey Bar?
Me: (Long pause, think think think...) Yes, yes it is.